I have weird dreams.

Most of them involve complicated plot lines and a full cast of characters. Many of them involve spies. Sometimes Nazis. Sometimes I dream Stargate episodes.

A couple of nights ago, I had a dream that Enterprise (the most recent incarnation of Star Trek) was going into syndication. However, the TV “powers that be” decided to liven up the series by adding Zach Braff. Like, they just stuck him in the existing episodes. No re-filming, just green screened him into each scene.

I’m not sure what this says about me other than confirming the fact that I watch too much TV.

I think I need to write a book of short stories based on my dreams.