Dear You

To the person who threw a Burger King cup in my yard,

You forgot to peel the Indiana Jones thingies off your cup. You know, the sweepstakes thingies. So I’m going to use them.

I hope I win a million dollars and you read about it on the internet. And then you will know that crime does not pay.

Sincerely,
Me

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4 thoughts on “Dear You”

  1. HA!!!! That is awesome. Down with those who litter! i wish there was some benefit i could get from those who let their small dogs poop in my yard. nothing to peel off that!

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